Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." and "Oh… you didn't know?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I have dinner with every week. She’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. She said, "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was, "Aren't we?" FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
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Top comments
snippit 18
Who cares what "everyone else" says anyway. hopefully you have a new friend out of it :)
Norja 33
She's a shit stirrer. Don't take the bait.
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Comments (36)
Bloink 25
everyone is annoying when you get to know them :p
yoha_ordonez 8
At least you may have a new friend! Don't let what "others" say about you, bother you.
wanted_2_want 40
On the bright side, she knew of you, maybe because she asked about you or because you were the subject of some talk. Either way she knows of your existence AND now she likes you better!
Astrum14 24
How is this a "bright" side that she heard OP was annoying? Most people get out of the mindset that "all attention is good attention" by the time they leave elementary school.
vikky538 29
as long as you are not extremely annoying..my advise ... don't care what other people say...
graciehowells 7
I get that too!
lionhead29 9
same here, but usually when I ask her out
worldclassrager 41
Annoying can mean a few things...but you are you...and don't change for any reason
fucklifeits_shit 9
YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!!!!!! Sorry OP, it was the perfect opportunity for the Road Dogg. Who cares what everyone else says?
Balanar 6
It shouldn't matter what other people think. On the other hand, you just might have made another friend, so don't feel too bad :)
Averylonelycube 11
It seems like she just wanted to hurt your feelings, don't stoop to her level. Take it all in stride.