Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML
Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
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Top comments
f_alltheirlives 3
Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice
Impromptu_fml 0
Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.
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Comments (79)
holaworld 0
I'm sorry :( it will be better. I have a swollen eye
Reyo 2
OP: You sound just like that one bitch who wore a Wedding ring so people would "talk to her".
Liamj774 36
I have a belly but
Untoxicated 0
:(( i would talk 2 you ^^
f_alltheirlives 3
Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice
tysen97 0
YDI for having a phone with bells and whistles.
Impromptu_fml 0
Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.
remy_xi 0
That sucks. Hmmm. Post your number on Mystery Google?
alexandraa_fml 0
Yeah, your friends from Candyland and Captain Kanuckles are going to ring you up just to hear their voice echo in your new phone.. Someone needs to call you and Blow a whistle.
pwincessa23 1
try being more outgoing. don't be so superficial.
shockcrow 0
ehh, if u really wanted friends, u would try ur best. But yea.. it can be tough sometimes.
lickmyjock 0
Just keep trying.
TrollTrollTroll 0
who the **** cares?