Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML
SpankyRaven tells us more.
SpankyRaven 31
The cordial was sitting on the bench, not under the cupboard and he just thought it looked the right colour so he used it. He is a great one for having a 'boy look', can't find anything even if it's right under his nose. But he will do the dishes, so I am definitely keeping him!
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Top comments
A07 48
Let's wait and see how many people tell OP to divorce him for this.
apineapple 40
Must have been dishappointing
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Comments (85)
myoukei 31
I'm guessing he's not the type to read labels?
ScarredVox92 16
We men are vastly illiterate when it comes to labels/directions. Just a fact of life.
leogachi 15
I wish I were a lesbian so I wouldn't have to put up with that.
bonermonkey 31
or you could just not put up with that regardless?
Jonkbaby 23
th is lemon cordial?
karacakal2 30
Don't be too harsh on him he was only trying to help
Rinat_fml 26
A for effort!
apineapple 40
Must have been dishappointing
airbear18 15
aahhhh I see what you did there! :D
SweetSociopathy 24
Did anyone else read this in Daffy Duck's voice?
PePziNL 20
No, in Sean Connery's actually...
QuaDECH 13
Too spoon.
srhearrell 21
What was lemon cordial even doing under the sink? (Assuming you keep your dish soap under the sink)
Tezoma 28
I keep my dish soap on the counter behind the sink.
A07 48
Let's wait and see how many people tell OP to divorce him for this.
Ted_brosby 4
That is how the comments to just about every post on here goes. It's crazy.
Dave_Davington 34
That or "have a serious talk with him". Those two seem to be the FML comments section's solution to everything.
booze_n_bitches 37
And also "I hope you mean ex-husband"
Abhinow 7
26 i wish i cud like ur comment more than once :)
jerryj 27
You can. Go create another account and up-vote him again. Keep doing this until you're satisfied.
ZoroMiHawk 25
In my opinion, OP should have a serious talk with him. If that doesn't work out she should then divorce him and sue her hopefully now ex-husband for half of what he owns.
Otherhats 20
Stop getting all the top comments! Cheater!
rockninja 21
Oh erm must have tasted good at least
davidpropert 32
I guess that explains why his ***** smelled suspiciously good
toasterspoon 17
How does op deserve to have dirty dishes?
RowanNightShade 22
I bet it still washed better than dial soap.
SpankyRaven 31
The cordial was sitting on the bench, not under the cupboard and he just thought it looked the right colour so he used it. He is a great one for having a 'boy look', can't find anything even if it's right under his nose. But he will do the dishes, so I am definitely keeping him!
Angsty_Armadillo 25
Yep. I understand his struggle. Totally oblivious to what's right in front of you. Fun stuff. Ha
tormcn 26
He did try.. sounds like something I do. Totally laugh worthy!
HUGBUG 23
At least he tried :) i mean it's the thought that counts
disbatch 14
If the wrong tools are used for a simple job the job is worthless as is the person performing the task. Recognize, oh FML I'm surrounded by idiots
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Just go, man..Just go.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Can someone dispatch disbatch?