anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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rukusrazor 0
Agree with 17. Someone thinks they're pretty deserving. Cry me a ******* river. Maybe it's a hint. Too much sitting in front of a computer.
tko 0
an apple is better than no apple...its also better than a swift kick to the testicles (or ovaries if you're a chick, but that is much harder to accomplish)
Hclim 0
A apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
randomsloth 0
ummm spoiled much a starving kind in africa would have killed for that apple you bitch you graduated from college normally the step is to get a good ******* job which is why you went to college then you can buy yourself a apple computer with your own money bart
revisionfail 0
at least you can right click the fruit
baby_love 0
lmfaooo sucks. yay for #2
nobody_special 0
Thank you #6, 7, and 20 Hey, times are tough. Not everyone can afford expensive foreign cars or laptops as presents for finishing school for YOUR OWN benefit. Eat the apple, enjoy it and go find a job, that way you can save money to congratulate yourself.
Tehalon 0
It's only college... might be special for you but in general its nothing special.
Stunt_fml 5
They want you to be healthy?
McCannCanTriple 0
I think the complaint is more about getting an apple, then not getting anything expensive. I mean, it is kind of a WTF gift. Unless it was gold. and If we compared all situations to starving kids in Africa, then there wouldn't even be a FML.
brasileirinha 0
LOL that was a good one