anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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I2OI3 0
WELL DO YOU LIKE APPLES OR NOT? DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH, A NEW COLLEGE GRAD IN THIS ECONOMY - TRUST ME YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO MAKE THAT FOOD LAST BUDDY! LOL
poolshark 0
@op: If your parents helped you pay for college, be happy you even got a piece of fruit... @ #2: "Alright, then get me a toilet paper roll, a cork screw, and some tin foil." "We don't have a cork screw." "Alright, then get me an avacado, an ice pick, and my snorkel."
kwbuzz23wk 0
hahaha #2 FTW!
bipolarchipmunk 0
Thinking about the remnants of that apple floating around gently in your stomach, simmering in your stomach acid pleases me. Greatly. You did eat it...right? Please tell me you ate it? I hate having my thoughts go to waste.
loveyababe 0
watch them have a car for you when you get home. then you may regret posting this :)
mel2643x 0
hahaha this is funny. so is #2's comment. seriously do that.
genius_man16 1
#6 & 7 are right, get over it. unless they promised a computer to you this isn't an FML at all get off your damn high horse and be thankful you went to college YDI
SpartanIIMC 0
rather have the fruit than the computer
omgitsseejay 0
lol, you parents are cool...
Ilovelife07 0
#14 wtf? you may want to get help