Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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TrentJ 12
I can understand walking into a glass door, but if you were walking towards a mirror, wouldn't you see your own reflection and decide, "hey, maybe I SHOULDNT walk into myself."
Pinkgal123 24
I suppose after reflecting about this incident, OP now knows to be more careful around mirrors. I'll show myself out.
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Comments (22)
Sharon570 3
Hahaha! I totally did something similar...except in my case, I had on goggles and walked straight into the glass sliding door in front of everyone.
Pinkgal123 24
I suppose after reflecting about this incident, OP now knows to be more careful around mirrors. I'll show myself out.
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Be sure to avoid the mirrors when you do... :-P
TrentJ 12
I can understand walking into a glass door, but if you were walking towards a mirror, wouldn't you see your own reflection and decide, "hey, maybe I SHOULDNT walk into myself."
fitnessgram 19
mirrors are actually more confusing then you think they are. I've been to those fun houses full of mirrors and I walk straight into them all the time.
fishinpink 20
#9 but what if the ceiling has mirrors too?! and the floor?! and they're all curved and rounded together with no straightedge meeting point?!?!?!! ahhhh!!! *cries hysterically and slams self onto the floor throwing her fists screaming WWHHHYYYYY???!!!!??!!?!*
Manna182 10
This sounds like something I would do lol
fishinpink 20
#5 ikr me too...as I commented a little further down I have already conditioned myself to do this in the past...I'm just waiting on the room full of mirrors to see just how bad it turns out for me
JocelynKaulitz 28
Bet you didn't see that one coming. Or did you?
Lalala579121 28
Did said audience happen to be all of your reflections? ...Did they laugh at you?
fishinpink 20
*laugh-crying* mine would have (θ_θ)Г
MrGrammar 4
It's refreshing to read that this airport has gone to great lenghts to improve the customer experience by adding that fun house mirror maze. Next time you fly, try to find the Ferris wheel!
fishinpink 20
no way #8 the swings are better ;-P
Ferris_Wheel 5
... I only fly international triple ultra star class. Meaning, you don't see me cause my plane is a flying airport.
obeykaitlyn 25
this happened to me before! I was running out of the bathroom when I was little and ran straight into a mirror, landing on my butt. very embarrassing lol
Wonthebread 20
I'm sure you made their day,They will have a funny story to tell their family.
fishinpink 20
Hahaha omg when I was 12 we were on vaycay and I walked smack-dab into the glass door in front of my whole family and friends....that was going onto the patio to sit with my dad...I did it again 5 minutes later going back inside...so mom had this brilliant idea to just close the screen door right? haha. wrong. I nearly ripped the screen off walking back out onto the deck with my dad and omg I NEVER lived that shit down. but seriously self: 3 times with 20 minutes? not. cool. regardless we ALL had a good laugh at my expense. what makes it so much worse tho is that I was still BLONDE back then...I still am but I much prefer the black. (at least this way I kind of look like I have some common sense left in me right?)