Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Modesto, United States
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Anonymous
Australia
RIP
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Crappy
Rodney, Canada
In a rush
Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
lulu
United States
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
dukemisery
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
It's the way I tell 'em
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML
JeremySayz
Seattle, United States
Body issues
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
Anonymous
Sacramento, United States
The more you know
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a stranger. We made awkward small talk until the elevator started smelling like something was burning. Turns out, the elevator was overheating. We had to spend 30 minutes stuck there, and I learned way too much about this guy’s weird foot fungus. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Lucky!
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Now how did that happen?
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Strafeh 9
Clucks to be you
FlyingWhisps 5
Did it talk to you?
Cobro 5
At least you weren't trapped in a chicken with an elevator!
savemycookie 0
:) Chickens FML: Today, I got stuck with a man in an elevator. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't absolutely hate chickens. FML XD don't hate the chicken :)
Iknoweverything 29
Chickens don't care if people don't like them. They care when people don't give them any food.
Mackenzie99 6
How did you manage that???
choloman 0
you sir are a liar
OfficeNinja 5
This is why I always have my pet fox with me. Just in case I get stuck anywhere with a chicken.
hiLife808 0
how did a chicken get into the elevator?
geegee09 6
How cute lol
scorpio007 1
Well at least you won't go hungry lol