Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Modesto, United States
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Anonymous
Australia
RIP
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Crappy
Rodney, Canada
In a rush
Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
lulu
United States
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
dukemisery
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
It's the way I tell 'em
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML
JeremySayz
Seattle, United States
Body issues
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
Anonymous
Sacramento, United States
The more you know
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a stranger. We made awkward small talk until the elevator started smelling like something was burning. Turns out, the elevator was overheating. We had to spend 30 minutes stuck there, and I learned way too much about this guy’s weird foot fungus. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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rayrayray23 1
Lucky!
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Now how did that happen?
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GameAddikt 0
I'd like to hear the rest of that story, in fact you should make it into a book and that could be the title!
deehz 0
Are you blind?! No seriously. The doors open in an elevator before you get in!! You had to see the chicken. T
NarwhalKing 0
That's what u get for working at Popeye's
tf73 0
That's not an fml! I would love that!
ByronJess 17
Not a turkey?
thericcanator 4
How did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he was stuck in an elevator with you!
majorasshole 4
Are you sure it wasn't a ****?
ByronJess 17
Well TECHNICALLY...
genitalwartz69 0
Where do you live???
CoolRainbowdash 15
How?
Im_Mousey 1
You couldn't believe how happy this makes me. I once got trapped in an elevator with a baby, but the parents made me let it go...