Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Modesto, United States
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Anonymous
Australia
RIP
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Crappy
Rodney, Canada
In a rush
Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
lulu
United States
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
dukemisery
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
It's the way I tell 'em
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML
JeremySayz
Seattle, United States
Body issues
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
Anonymous
Sacramento, United States
The more you know
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a stranger. We made awkward small talk until the elevator started smelling like something was burning. Turns out, the elevator was overheating. We had to spend 30 minutes stuck there, and I learned way too much about this guy’s weird foot fungus. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Comments (281)
kirsty1551 3
did u died?
cash_monkey72 9
If they died how could they write this idiot?
clcbjj31 0
Thanks for proving that the education system has failed once again.
MsCane 6
Did you died????? Not only is it grammatically incorrect, it's impossible since dead people can't answer questions. Smfh.
jaxy15 9
That's the joke.
cash_monkey72 9
But Jokes are funny
ItsTheKing 10
Let me fix this comment: "Did you die? Don't worry guys I'm just totally ignoring the fact that OP posted this as an fml signifying that OP is in fact alive after being trapped in the elevator. Why? Well because i'm an idiot." There we go.
ChilledDubstepa 6
It's a YouTube thing.
TraeThaTruth07 7
I hate you Kirsty1551. I do.
MsCane 6
Exactly. That isn't funny at all.
mickeygirl 0
Yes he did. His ghost wrote this fml.
mickeygirl 0
My brother died a while ago. That isnt funny at all.
rattusrattus 19
When giving them time off from taking over the world or doing Thriller, my unholy zombie army enjoys perusing FML.
sheethapins 13
Did the chicken have large talons?
stevenJB 25
Lol. Napoleon dynamite ftw!
gregary 0
Haha u just made my day thank you
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well, at least you have food. ;)
turnupthemusic94 0
Now how did you manage that??
pittpsu75 0
Just a man and his **** in an elevator.
ieatunicorn4fun 7
Seems Ligit
rcloca 10
*legit
ieatunicorn4fun 7
*Grammar Nazi
sourspraykay 8
Free food!!
bubbles42597 0
No turkey? It IS Thanksgiving
SamCat 21
so what mr. tough guy? i've gotten in elevators with lots of puss!es and I dont go writting fml's about it ;-)
ItsTheKing 10
Woah there muscle man. No need to be all tough over the Internet.
StarFishSteven 5
Maybe because if you weren't full o' shit, and that story were true, it wouldn't be an FML.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Maybe if you didn't scream desperation across the internet, I'd believe you.
SpeshulK 0
51- I thought he was trying to be tough too. That is, until he used ;-)
tanntann 0
Lets hope OP isn't Peter Griffian
perdix 31
Compared to a chicken coop, the elevator must seem huge. Did the poor chicken have agoraphobia?