Foot-in-mouth syndrome
Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Top comments
Rexx 0
Give the man a footjob then
rety1 13
so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.
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Comments (129)
taco_ninja_son 0
Damn that sucks ANTIFLOOD BORE
missmurderx 8
it does suckk though. everyone; just got out of school<3 :D
rawrcupcakesz 0
Have fun having babies with him OP. Oh shit 5 you are a ghost.
taco_ninja_son 0
Btw I like the new pic Rawr, it makes you look like a dead man's shoe :)
taco_ninja_son 0
WTF.... the thing about a dead mans shoe just randomly appeared O_O I think FML is screwing with my head
littlemissdqgirl 8
just sit down kick your shoes off and have him give you a foot rub while he talks. Then you both get something out of it:) I want my feet rubbed now:/
wyldecard 0
time to bust out the thong sandals lmao
robertdr 0
fart in his face and tell him to smell it cause your into that be the bigger freak thats always hot
rawrcupcakesz 0
taco what the **** does that mean?
taco_ninja_son 0
the dead mans shoe thing... wasn't there when I posted it. I think a dog or something changed it. but it was just saying that I like the new pic. sorry bout the other shit it said
Snugglez 0
lol at 11 that was so random. but yea this fml sucks
rawrcupcakesz 0
it's was funny tho so it's okay.
davidhasmorefun 0
at least he doesn't have a little boy fetish.
taco_ninja_son 0
******* HELL STOP CHANGING MY POST YOU ******* **** ASS MODS -_-
Eamon128 1
hahahahahaha @30 that's awesome
taco_ninja_son 0
I swear to God... if these ******* gay mods don't stop changing my posts I'm deleting this app giving it bad review, then I'll add it back and delete for another bad review -.-
rawrcupcakesz 0
You can only do one review unless you use a different account. I tried to that that.
taco_ninja_son 0
How do I get the mods to stop harrassing me because it's annoying how they keep changingy posts :c
degrassilovur 0
I'm a podophobe;; I feet are so gross...,!!!!!!!
davidhasmorefun 0
fat girl with advice and nerdy kid with problems. haven't I seen this movie before?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#39 Whom are you referring to?
imbatman_fml 0
despite what the Internet and/or Internet people might tell you, a fetish is a very negative thing. the mind has paired a normally non arousing object or act with arousal. if indulged it can become greater than the act itself or have to be indulged to even get a response from the person afflicted by it. do not encourage fetishes or embrace your own.
Ms_Jessie22 8
Fetishes are wierd..
davidhasmorefun 0
was referring to rawr and taco.
KiddNYC1O 22
what if it were a urine fetish op!?
Freeze_fml 17
#34, please do so. Nobody cares.
hbcbmx 5
ha ha I love how if u say sumptin mean but funny then u get away wit it lol
WordsOfHope 0
LOL 39
Stevefett 0
I lived in Va for a couple of years total. There is alot of rascists down there. It was pretty though and so are you. Really hot. Later
M93xoxo 0
Just be grateful that its only feet, it could be a hell of a lot worse.
rohosoccer08 1
ugh I hate touching other peoples feet or them touching me, only baby feet are ok
rawrcupcakesz 0
Thank David for calling me fat:)
romskiies 0
sounds win win to me lol
jplumbob 4
5. Alan. don't you hate that damn anti flood? f**k anti-flood.
jplumbob 4
28 I like your pic but plz take away the words so I can see your... you kno.
alphabravo76 0
I have a ****** fetish, is that okay???
SeedlessMe 13
ok rawrcupcakes is so Not fat wtf man!? but yeah, foot fetishes are ******* disgusting.
danieltyler11 0
hi
davidhasmorefun 0
I just call them as I see them. her arm is a dead giveaway.
Residence_fml 4
#42 in some cases you are right, you shouldn't encourage certain fetish but not all of them are that bad, unless it's complety taking over someone's lives but that's always bad fetish or not. But a fetish is believed to be something very natural especially when it comes to body parts like feet. Think of your brains as a cirkel devided in a lot of pieces. Every peice controls a part of your body like your left arm or left hand but the peices aren't ordend like you think they should be. Your left arm piece is next to your right foot piece etc. Every piece that lies next to eachother is connected. Now is it believed that if your genitals piece lies next to a feet piece it would result in a feet fetish. Nothing creepy and nothing to do about it. This is just theory though :p but it's sounds logical imo. back to OP, I don't have a fetish or know someone who does but maybe it's not that bad unless he indeed was obsessed like #is whole life devoted obsesssed
tokyohenjin 5
Damn, you must suck in bed imbatman…
Clare420 0
today this guy told me he loved my toes
hales12 0
rawr you're not fat! don't listen to that asshole.
TokioxxHotel 0
I have a hand fetish. but it's not extreme.
Eyeliner_fml 0
rofl wow xD
rickusa 1
# 15 I'll do that for u....
Unbannedban 0
he came for your feet
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
0.0 I am now emotionally scared until I fall asleep, although your idea of making her the freak by farting in his face ect, seemed to have freacked me out
nerdsgetmehot 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
RUN. Run awayyyy as fast you can!
ScooterScott 0
He will probably see the sweat on your feet and lick it off then. The only thing to do here is to get a camel and mix it's hooves with toad warts. Add some giraffe neck in there to make sure he turns into a mitch-match of animals when you cast your spell. But then we'll have to burn you, with the witchcraft thing and all.
aardvarkish 17
Duuuuuuh, which way did he go?
Resquall 0
I dunno, but I think he's afatmonkey or his brother/sister/lawyer/constructoman
AngleWings95 0
u can't catch me I'm the Gingerbred man.
tincans 0
=?
Rexx 0
Give the man a footjob then
AliceSaysFYL 0
FYL
ZeroIce 12
fred fredburger
DriDri_fml 0
you should have started talking about yer nose fetish. maybe he'd shut up then?
rety1 13
so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.
AAHHHHH 19
Technically liking breasts is the most common fetish as they aren't sexual body parts
perdix 31
And you've got ugly clown feet with toenail fungus and bunions? Otherwise, it could be win-win.
NzxtZ06 0
agreed. best. fetish. ever. and you should definitley give him a foot job. I'll take one too if you're got OP.
Sappheyes 0
And what if he likes her toenail fungus? He's just a fun guy.
bookyourfaces 0
I guess he gets turned on easily. Use that in your advantage OP. (:
cono1717 0
Don't ever threaten to kick his ass OP he might explode
123e3 0
best fetish ever. :)