Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, I was suspended from my job for missing a team meeting that was planned during my lunch time. Needless to say, nobody had told me. FML
Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
And now you have a FML for reading FMLs. Silver-lining.
amberr_harperr 15
FML will ruin your job career..
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Comments (78)
kev1029 22
That's actually not irony. It would be irony if you got caught reading a work related fml, which was about getting caught at work reading an fml.
mustangbravo 27
That's still coincidence.
LennyComa 39
You should be working at work, that's why they call it work. YDI
kendallfireHD 16
That's you're fault but still sucks.
keeganiscool 5
Dumb ****
killer0689 20
haahaha... u should probable work at work floor rather than laughing at people's *****..
Lily_Rain77 25
how was it "work related"
MrsPegg 45
No, because if you fully understood the differences between the two, you wouldn't have said that. . . It's was a coincidence that OP was reading FML at work about work-related FML's and got in trouble at work. Then it's ironic because now OP has their own work-related FML because of reading work-related FML's. Clear as mud? (I know #9 already said all this but they were much more to the point.)
cjwayy 22
Well, get off your damn phone at work.
worldclassrager 41
You work at work rule of thumb
tbon3r 15
its called karma.. laughing at others work issues while wasting your time