Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
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Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, who had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
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DoctorJordi 6
You should have also sent a complaint
Wizardo 34
Just the call the police to shake her up a bit, people that stupid don't deserve to get off lightly.
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Comments (81)
Punkyxoxo 14
your neighbours are stupid.
yowyow_fml 7
Get a dog and let it bark really hard! That would make their accusations true atleast
MoeGro 6
Like a good neighbor stay over there!
CookieLovesBoo 16
My whole neighborhood owns dogs that bark .
ChrisPavs 17
Couldn't this easily be solved? You obviously don't own a dog.
thatghostdude 9
Just go shoot the dog
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Bark bark"
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Looks like your not gonna be able to get a dog for awhile. :)
Enslaved 38
Funny, we don't own any dogs either but my Bf uses the phase "My dogs are barking" every time his feet hurt. :P It's confused some people that never heard the expression.
skrillexx62 12
that's Australia for yah