Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my batshit crazy downstairs neighbor threatened me with "legal action" for making too much noise. According to her, it’s "illegal" for people in upstairs apartments to use vacuum cleaners, therefore I must sweep my carpets to avoid disturbing her and her imaginary guests. FML
Today, I got a noise complaint about "loud stomping" in my apartment disturbing the tenant below. I guess I'm supposed to tell my sweet children that they are no longer allowed to play in their own home. FML
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MovieFreak1978 11
how can they send you the letters when it's the neighbours, I would never live in a place that controls what I can and cannot do with my house
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why are they sending you letters when the wind chimes are next door? Just post the letters next door. Your neighbour won't know they ever went to your house and will either deal with the problem or cause problems with whoever sent them. Either way, you're off the hook.
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Comments (7)
MovieFreak1978 11
how can they send you the letters when it's the neighbours, I would never live in a place that controls what I can and cannot do with my house
kfchicken 31
it's not their house, it's a rental
RichardPencil 32
All you have to do is break into your neighbor's condo, steal her TV, electronics and jewelry, cut down the loud wind chimes and help yourself to a snack from her fridge. Making it look like a burglary will obfuscate the fact that it's just to settle a petty noise complaint. And you'll have some cool loot!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why are they sending you letters when the wind chimes are next door? Just post the letters next door. Your neighbour won't know they ever went to your house and will either deal with the problem or cause problems with whoever sent them. Either way, you're off the hook.
randybryant799 21
I'm not sure what you're upset about. They're not your windchimes so you're not responsible. Problem solved.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You don’t know how to tell people they’re not your wind chimes?
BoilerGuy 2
Have you thought about calling the building manager and letting them know that they are the neighbors? Because that seems much much better than telling the inter-webs.