Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
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Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, who had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
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DoctorJordi 6
You should have also sent a complaint
Wizardo 34
Just the call the police to shake her up a bit, people that stupid don't deserve to get off lightly.
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Comments (81)
jannatanelle 5
ruh roh maybe suggest to your neighbor to get some Scooby snacks to silence her insatiable pup! and forward all the complaints to her of course.
KingReppin956 15
Settle down there scooby doo
buckeyed 20
sounds like your neighbors are barking up the wrong tree
TheWildRover1 12
that sounds ruff!
kpc2424 13
Bark back!
cmoney1992 9
Go Into your neighbors lawn, pick up their dogs crap, light it on fire, and put it on her porch that'll teach her!
shellykjelly 26
Why should OP go through so much trouble to get the dogs crap, when he can easily get his own
wisericky 12
Stop barking in your sleep. :p
tfriend3 15
Send her a complaint for bitching about a problem that has nothing to do with you.
JasonUMN 15
Your neighbors are barking up the wrong tree.
UnluckyGenius 21
I so enjoy when OPs go out of their way to come up with an ironic, or generally humorous name to match their FML. Anyway, OP should blast sounds at high pitch frequencies that only her neighbors dog would hear. Drive that shit insane and OP's neighbor will fall.
leotards 5
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