Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
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Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, who had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
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DoctorJordi 6
You should have also sent a complaint
Wizardo 34
Just the call the police to shake her up a bit, people that stupid don't deserve to get off lightly.
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Comments (81)
FrankHotpants 31
No dog, complaint invalid.
gracehi 33
Kinda like that time I farted in that elevator and blamed it on that old lady's shih tsu. Guess karma got lost and decided to **** you instead. Sorry, OP.
JCal585 8
Stand up for yourself, holy ****..
pistachiopanda 19
Maybe you should go sit in your yard and bark for a while.
underthesea12 24
control your dog!
MidnaLink 35
Wrong person.
stirbnichtvormir 14
How about you go punch your neighbor in the face.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Sounds like you need a pellet gun
screamingbutt 4
This was posted teice
alycion 39
My neighbor leaved their dogs out and one is a yapper. One day they asked if I could hear the dog and when I said yes they said it was because mine would get her started. At the time the one I had was 16. She never barked and she didn't go outside much. When she did, she didn't go near that fence. Still trying to figure out how my dog got hers going at 4 in the morning when she was in the house and sleeping.
buckdharma 38
Get a invisible dog on a leash collar and take your dog for a walk around the neighborhood.
Enslaved 38
I saw those invisible dog leashes sold at Disney World. (: