Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML
Today, I was robbed while working overnight at the gas station. They demanded I give them all the cash in the register. Seeing they were armed, I was reduced to tears and complied. They mocked me and took a video with their cellphone. When I told my boss, he promptly fired me for not “fighting back.” FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
...ed off
Sesh54 7
what a douche
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Comments (177)
jaff23 11
don't you know how to defend yourself? pfft
ThanksKarma 0
Yes I'm sure op is equipped with extra long arms to start punching the robber from over the counter while in range of his firearm. All she has to try to do is swing.
debbster7 18
at least you caught him on camera with the security tapes. it won't take that long to find the so you can beat his ass up.
woundikin 5
that's what you get for working at a gas station
astarazhna 1
Infinitely better than being on welfare.
LizzieLizz18 4
Sowwy :(
valdancer99 0
thats sucks for u.
gTOtheT 7
I would have kicked his butt
NANDwich 5
Yes, because everyone knows that a robber's fists are his weapon of choice.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Money, get away. You get a goof job with food pay and you're okay. Money, it's a gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
ugh stupid iPhone Goof and food should both say Good.
Cleao18317 11
get a better job that is less likely to get robbed
ih82bl8 2
don't u have it in locked lockers in the back?
Ukeee_X 19
Did he by any chance threaten to steal your soul next time?
tacoboy98 0
haha from that one that was posted earlier :)
yankeebaceball 1
you can take mine ;-)