Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML
Today, I was robbed while working overnight at the gas station. They demanded I give them all the cash in the register. Seeing they were armed, I was reduced to tears and complied. They mocked me and took a video with their cellphone. When I told my boss, he promptly fired me for not “fighting back.” FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
...ed off
Sesh54 7
what a douche
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Comments (177)
dinodannyrawr 5
go strip you get paid more...and you have a daddy that protects you:)
tyty22796 0
i agree
Haha_oh_wait 4
False. Strippers don't have fathers. Hence why they became strippers.
dickydickman 0
unless the strippers father owns the strip club
Possum_Gurl 13
sux for u
mackop 0
guess you won't be paying rent this month
habest 2
Wow, you're smart.
airborn54 0
too bad you didn't have a gun or some mace
oxemilyxo 5
so there's thing called a security cam...
_Oblivion_ 12
i was waiting for this comment haha the op gets her money back now
Aerious 0
There are also masks to hide your face.
oxemilyxo 5
79 - there's also these things called license plates. they are REALLY helpful if the robber ran away in a car. unless they ran on foot of course :p but let's be honest. who even does that?
IHazNoUsername 9
136- there's also a thing called staling a car though.
annihil8or 15
Ever heard of a bank account and debit card?
marinus_fml 20
Nah bro? What the ***** that?
CaileyMeow 6
Wow. idiots these days..
poisoniv 4
why are you carrying rent in cash?
CharlieH94 0
Maybe to go pay her rent after work?
scrapmetal58 9
I pay my rent in cash. It's easier than a cheque and having to wait until it clears.
geeksaresexy 18
I pay everything by direct debit.. I don't know if you have a similar thing in the US. Everything comes out on the 1st of each month. No hassle, no cash, no cards, no cheques..
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
during that time u couldved called the popo >.>
A7X_LoVeee 10
Yeah, cause whipping out your cell phone is a great idea when you're being robbed.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
places have alarms under the desk that signals the police durrr
A7X_LoVeee 10
You're thinking of banks.
geeksaresexy 18
Most places in the UK that are targets for robbery (Banks, bookies, gas stations, shops) all have panic alarms. A lot of places in the US have them too..
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I agree with 125 o.o
Benji114 0
Solution: Keep a baseball bat behind the counter.
A7X_LoVeee 10
A gun always works too.
RyNo24 4
robber steps out of range of bat and shoots clerk... not a solution.