Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
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NAU_future 7
On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.
nicobington 1
PARTY!!!!
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Comments (235)
Someone_somewere 7
have fun with that..
Juliaa15 6
Withwut? It's not like the OP gets to keep it. If he stole the money I don't really think he'd share the loot.
ScaughtieHolden 11
*He spent it on
chaps93 6
money well spent
hotchicklover 0
so he was the one throwing out 1$ bills at the club last night saying some dumbass gave it to him
dolphincheddar 10
at least he spent it on something fun instead of crappy food or old cheap hookers . I like the way he spends his money
lajaynay 15
Sounds like a bitchin' fiesta. Feliz cumpleaños!
lajaynay 15
Sounds like a bitchin' fiesta. Feliz cumpleaños!
lajaynay 15
Sounds like a bitchin' fiesta. Feliz cumpleaños!
herrobear 0
Press charges. People need to learn.
DeepDownThere 3
Guys. He will have fun with that. Obviously his dad is throwing the most awesome party ever.
hotchicklover 0
sounds like a bitchen fiesta duz mino guato pertillo
urdirtyolduncle 15
Your father sounds like a man who knows how to party
Lumenoire 0
Lshmsfoaidmt.
furmum69 5
He also sounds like homer simpson.
ArentICute 0
He forgot a pinãta!
Monii_Harlz 11
Someone knows how to party!! :D
jordnlyn 6
I bet he had a good time!!!
NAU_future 7
On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.
harrywestt 0
thats a very valid thing to do at this point lol
DeepDownThere 3
Or you can take shooters of tequila and gunpowder out of the sombrero. And then get hella shitty.
JackMyBarakat 3
this idea ******' rules.
bzett 0
gotta love family.........
partyfool2011 4
is it cinco de mayo already?
je_suis_fml 11
....or not.
WOGBRO 6
hehhehehehehehehehe NOOOO you don't have to love them especially if they are not your real dad an they steal money from you for no reason.
nicobington 1
PARTY!!!!
gravy_jones 0
booze,fireworks,and a sombrero sounds like a hell of a good time
SmallTownCutie 0
It's fiesta time!
WinMan 7
bet he bought bought the sombrero last.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
sounds like one hell of a party I'll bring the music.
Crncj 0
try saying it like PARTAYYYYYYY. funnier that way
ginaatheging 3
this dad sounds like one hell of a guy
nicobington 1
169 duly noted
mruizk9 7
he's a mexican!
jvillan87 5
That sucks OP. If it was you who had bought all that I'd say it was money well spent.
Crunch_Captain 1
lol your pic is tough you look like a zombie ^_^
brenkite 5
Agreed with both of you
saraheve1188 5
at least you can return and get your money back on the sombrero.
smurfsarwales 9
why would you return a sombrero? they are the shizz!
ThatsSOBforshort 2
139...I love you for having smurfs involved in your username!!!
Juliaa15 6
Do you blame him?
Ugi 27
Dad or not, that's theft. Now you could probably argue that you owe your dad more over your lifetime than $400, but that's no way to treat your kids and no example to be setting them. Sounds like a great party thou'!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP said step dad so most likely it was OP's mother paying for OP's expenses in that house judging by the step dad's choice to spend $400 that wasn't even his on alcohol, fireworks, and a sombrero.
Ugi 27
Good point - I missed the "step" bit. Still no way to set an example for "your" kid. I assume that OP is a kid and living at home so escalating it is going to cause longer-term problems but calling the police does seem a tempting option!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
If it was my step father, I would hesitate to lock his ass up lol. When he goes to jail I would scream "your not my real dad!!" and if that didn't work one call to cps with a claim of child molestation should do it. lol My mother did this to my little brother when he still was in high school. she stole like $900 from his savings account. He told my dad and he made sure she had it all back in there by the end of the month and he switched accounts. Maybe OP should tell the real father if they can and the mother, hopefully they would do something about it.
ArentICute 0
Theres always judge Judy!
BAMF519 0
Sounds like a party to me!