Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML
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Epic_Fail911 15
I like your name stitchesupmyass
kaprookie 3
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
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Comments (142)
TW15 5
Oh my gosh that's so horrible. I'm so sorry
sicnesses 6
That actually sounds horrible.. I really hope you feel better or it heals.
amdressler3 0
That's disgusting! The nastiest FML I've ever read. Not FML more like TMI
emerluvsu 6
Ohhhh my God. I can feel the pain. DX
emerluvsu 6
How the hell did she deserve it? Someone please explain.
DawnMarie11 0
OMG! This was graphic and a little too much information but I have to say I can't even imagine how you feel! Ouch!! Recover soon.
SkardeyKat 3
Dayum! That's about all I can say to this one...
alexpet888 0
U spelled that wrong lolz.
SkardeyKat 3
"You" spelled that wrong too...
angelofmusic89 11
Talk to your doctor about getting the cup that fits around your cervix for your period. No blood flow coming out and all you have to do is clean it out when it gets full.
cinderella10383 6
Imagine trying to stick that up in your stitched female parts OUCH!!! And it seems that she cannot use tampons and is using pads as the blood is flowing out of her.. She can't put anything up there I know what stitches feel like down there
meliesFML 0
you should of known you were going to get it & take some birth control or something to delay your period
Angelita1988 0
Just wait until you have a baby if you go to labor without c-section
RPete 0
Go to labor without c-section? That makes no sense...