Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML
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Epic_Fail911 15
I like your name stitchesupmyass
kaprookie 3
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
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superBeannn 2
Use a tampon then!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm pretty sure a tampon won't stop the bleeding from her stiches.
superBeannn 2
I'm talking about using tampons for her menstruation since the menstrual blood is bleeding all over wounds which apparently, makes it hurt more, geddit?!
kaykay20 0
Blunt force from anything such as a tampon may open the stitches so she may be better just getting on pain killers then risking them coming undone.
dancingdoggy 4
Blunt force? What, you think we jam tampons up there at full speed?
lyndz_20 8
#152-nice one! LMFBAO
glittercookies 12
Omg. I feel pain thinking about it.
JakeTha_A01 5
Right...yikes!!!
Pendragon525 0
Let the doctor know you began your period & it's exacerbating the injury. A topical lidocaine might be a good idea, plus some meds for pain & swelling. Also, sitz baths might help. I'd also be concerned about possible infection. Don't wait to get help. Good luck.
CruelGirl07 5
They may also give you something to stop your period so you can delay it until your wounds are healed (some sort of birth control).
angelofmusic89 11
You do realize that birth control does not work right away like that right? Even if she started the pill or the implant (ouch in this scenario) or whatever it takes about one cycle on the pill for it to make your period "disappear." I assume you would be a girl from your username but knowing FML that isn't always true, but if you are a girl please for the love of God read and do research on birth control before posting such asinine comments.
LaDeFreakinDa 4
Actually, you fail. There are things that they can give you to stop your period in a matter of hours. I know for certain. Also, I hope they give your girlfriend the kind if birth control that doesn't work right away. How's that for asinine. Whoa! I can uze smart peeple werds two.
LaDeFreakinDa 4
Oops you're a girl. Had to read the profile for that one. so correction: I hope they give YOU. OK. I'm done.
cinderella10383 6
Angelofmusic you are very wrong depo takes affect in less than 24 hours and stopped my cycle in its tracks OP get on depo so next time something like this happens you won't have a period... And yes seek medical advice you don't want to mess around with vajayjay infections and if it spreads could make you infertile!!
LaDeFreakinDa 4
lol I'm amazed at the thumbs down. people are so uneducated lol.
mrdanoob 0
Oh wow for a second I thought it was an accident you misspelled that last sentence I was Gunna say seriously seriously are u a reyard but I didnt cus u did it on purpose like I use u for yous saves time
Capt_Oblivious 10
Which Bush was it? I would have thought a Clinton would have been more of one that would like that 'landing'.
JayBee14 0
How the hell did you fall out of your window and land like THAT?!
rberry88 4
Brings a whole new meaning to junk-rattling
moviegirl6 5
We should be friends. BVB :)
Jasonf6 0
ROFLMAO
jedielf 23
This is FML - what did you expect? LOL
icic6772 0
No offense but that fall must have been hilarious to watch.