Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML
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Epic_Fail911 15
I like your name stitchesupmyass
kaprookie 3
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
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Not_You_Again 15
Most painful FML ever!
omgiculol 4
so...were you naked when you fell on that bush?
MarieBooLovesYou 4
Why the **** would she be naked? I'm pretty sure she had some clothes on cuz then everyone out side wld see her nakedd? I'm pretty sure she's not THAT dumb.
robbiesmama065 2
wait until you have a baby!!!! now that recovery is painful!!
mle015 0
Ow. Guys you don't understand being on your period is a pain in the... Well ya know... But having fallen out of a window right before really sucks
blondebutterfly8 5
Get Dermablast. It will numb the area. It worked miracles after i gave birth to my son. Get the blue one cause the red one stings really bad
sodapopper 6
You know I hate to say it in a way, but it sure sounds like the whole "jumped out of a window....fell on a bush between my legs...stitches....etc" is a fat excuse for like, rape. Did somebody rape you?
BMaC84 0
try giving birth. then you can have stitches in your area and have post birth menstruation for weeks afterward.
hellostarshinexo 0
I am so sorry :(
iilovecokee 6
Poor thing, that sounds awful. Hope you have a quick recovery.
mrdanoob 0
At least it's better than missing your period but ouch