Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML
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Epic_Fail911 15
I like your name stitchesupmyass
kaprookie 3
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
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LustySpade 2
Ouch. Fyl.
sabrinamarie3 15
:/ that sounds very damn painful
KenziiLynn 5
Oh my... That's terrible. I'm sorry
tolamck 0
TMFI!!! WHY would you share that?!?! I agree it sucks but EWWW!!!!
Bigmoneyshotz 0
I voted u deserved it solely on the fact that that is just wrong no one wants to hear about your bloody vag!
fallingstarsxox 8
This is a real FML
doglady 16
Ow, you poor thing, fyl
DirtyJerzey8083 7
Why the **** would u attempt to ********** in this situation? Being in your bloody period wasn't enough of a deterrent for you? On top of the fact you have a busted vajayjay with swelling and stitches? I bet that smells just as bad as it feels too! But ya, let's try and have a ************ session.
blair_x 12
Asshole. Educate yourself. MENSTRUATE - the verb form of MENSTRUATION, which is the medical wording for a woman's period cycle. i.e. Janice wanted to wear white skinny jeans and crowd surf, but she was *menstruating* and wore sweat pants and stayed inside all day. **********, or MASTURBATION, is something entirely different. I'm sure I don't have to define what that is. Good God, I really hope you were just trolling. But sadly, I don't think you were.
JoelMcKickasas 3
Menstruate you absolute moron.
littlerena67 2
ur into some kinky sh** ;)
Chloeee1995 1
I am so sorry. That sounds TERRIFYING.