Today, I got my nipples pierced. Momentarily forgetting about the piercings, I started to lather up with my loofa. Shark week in the shower. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week-old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later, I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Top comments
itsCUZimBLACK 6
I'll never understand the appeal of nipple piercings.
Chloe555_fml 27
Stopped using a loofa after I got mine done.
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Comments (56)
nicole1765 14
ouch that's a stinger. (yes pun intended). I hope you are ok though. I know that must have hurt. :/
itsCUZimBLACK 6
I'll never understand the appeal of nipple piercings.
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
I'll never understand piercings in general
Tripartita 45
It's simple. People have aesthetic preferences that differ from yours. Nipple piercings can also increase sensitivity and pleasure from stimulation.
NephilimPie 15
For me personally, they're the sexiest thing a girl could do to her body. I too have no idea why I find it just so appealing.
Catdragon 40
For me it's fangs, emo hair, tail and ears, teacher, blonde, blue eyed. Some people like piercings.
InnocenceBlue 38
So what? All piercings are liked by someone.
Selene1090 26
You are entitled to your opinion.
theblondeone 16
Good thing you don't have them, then.
lestatsbride 3
fangs like clip ins or like someone paid to have their teeth filed down into fangs?? I like to wear clip ins because my teeth are jacked and if I tried to file them they'd break off at this point...that being said I also have nipple rings, lol
Jay18 22
that bites
Pineapple_Paper 0
i have mine done. i, too, have lost a piece of soul to a loofah.
cacheson 42
Are you sure it was actually a piece of soul, and not a piece of something else?
Chloe555_fml 27
Stopped using a loofa after I got mine done.
peithecelt 28
I think we've all made that mistake.
Giraffie5 11
Heath?
hPlay 0
Wasn't me, but totally happened.
Montanagrl 9
Join the club, OP; been there, done that!
oliversoden101 14
I thought that was a thing only chicks did.
Tripartita 45
It's supposed to be, but some guys are sorta weird. I've /heard/ that some even have sex with other guys! Dunno if it's true…
Mauskau 36
I dated a guy with a nipple piercing once. It was odd but he had a nice body so it kinda worked, I can't remember if he had just one or both done though. I think he said he was drunk when he got it done. He didn't have much in the brains department though.
yerawizardlizzy 27
If you're referring to using a loofah, I would agree with you. I've never met a guy who used a loofah, but then again I've been single most of my adult life so *shrug*
SomewhatNuts 19
Sure isn't. My boyfriend has both of his done and it's incredibly sexy.
SomewhatNuts 19
Sure isn't. My boyfriend has both of his done and it's incredibly sexy. If you're talking about using a loofah, he swears by them too lol
SomewhatNuts 19
Damn, sorry for the double (now triple) comment. Have to learn how to edir properly now that I can finally comment.
Bearsmomma 30
Yep. Been there. I've had mine done 5 different times (took them out for one reason or another, but miss them And always get it done again.) They can catch on random things at random times. And once I got the shower puff loofah thing somehow wrapped up and stuck on my clit ring-it wasn't a closed o ring, but a c shape with a bead at each end. That almost turned awkward... Just as I was about to call for help I got it loose. Lol. Welcome to the club though. Congrats!
deathshead 19
sorry but if I had been there I would have laughed my ass off before helping you
Riztek 0
Why do people even do this anyways ?
Knittedbirch 8
Because they want to? It's not that complicated, some people like piercings.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
I personally always found them attractive so when I went to get my first lip piercing I went, "Bugger it!" and got a nipple done too. Later on, I got one on the other side because I was happy with how the first one turned out. I have short nipples that are pretty much flat and the piercings make them stand out better and my areolas look a bit smaller. So, I got better looking nipples out of it and some pretty jewelry too. Anyway, why do people do this in general? It's not really too different from ear, nose and navel piercing- it's just a different spot and all about personal preference.
Selene1090 26
Maybe because people like different things? Just a guess though.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
When I got mine done, I made the mistake of using a loofa too :( Now I'm more used to having them than not having them so they get caught on stuff a lot less now