Today, I got my nipples pierced. Momentarily forgetting about the piercings, I started to lather up with my loofa. Shark week in the shower. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week-old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later, I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Top comments
itsCUZimBLACK 6
I'll never understand the appeal of nipple piercings.
Chloe555_fml 27
Stopped using a loofa after I got mine done.
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Comments (56)
rustybucket 24
Ahh just thinking about that makes we cringe. Been there more than once. Better luck next time, OP!
Mysterybounty 6
Ugh, nipple piercings are gross AF.
rustybucket 24
Isn't it great that people have their OWN preferences and can get whatever piercings they like?
poovey14 4
lucky for me ive had mine done for like 2 months now and have yet to have that happen to me but i have gotten my bra stuck on them lol dont ask how because i dont even know how but ive heard that it really hurts and sucks
lesalmi1188 7
Worst feeling ever! Been there. Not fun
Liss5477 6
All these horror stories make me glad I have hoops in mine. I've never gotten mine caught in a loofah.
elainebarish 8
The first sentence is basically an independent fml.
Selene1090 26
You must have a sad life if you worry so much about other people's preferences about their own bodies. You are entitled to your opinion but don't put others down because they like something you don't.
kenken5 16
I did the exact same thing right after I got my belly button pierced, gosh did that hurt. Can't imagine it having been my nipples.
Wolverine48Ga 21
Throw away your man card. Now.
Selene1090 26
Real men aren't douchebags about what other people like. (;
alishalee1996 12
I got mine caught on a laundry basket and ripped out! Oh so lovely.
shitstorm28 11
how did you forget about fresh metal studs through your nips?
SassySlytherin 16
trust me, you'll definitely forget about them when you first get them done. i brought a towel down on my face and tore out my nose ring.
Audrie Ruiz 2
<p>It is so easy to forget especially because the pain stops as soon as you leave the shop. honestly i forgot about a tattoo i got under my boob. Showered and scrubbed the shit out of it. hurt like a bitch but all is good.!</p>