Today, I got my nipples pierced. Momentarily forgetting about the piercings, I started to lather up with my loofa. Shark week in the shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week-old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later, I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Top comments
itsCUZimBLACK 6
I'll never understand the appeal of nipple piercings.
Chloe555_fml 27
Stopped using a loofa after I got mine done.
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Comments (56)
randomuser15 14
The post shows that the OP is a man in the top right lol
faifai_fml 21
Been there & done that. Sorry! Hope they heal! Pro-tip: Don't sleep topless. Those suckers will catch on every sheet, blanket, and stray partner's elbow.
lestatsbride 3
I dropped a box on mine the second day I had them, thank God for bandaids and a good padded bra!!
ozzytiff 13
Try doing that with a piercing downstairs lmao
CavishingRunt 0
If you're a girl - "I agree, your life sucks" If you're a guy - "You deserved it"
Mudge 11
what is wrong with this app? people down vote others comments for no apparent good reason
EEK_the_cat 3
i got one of mine stuck on a shower door once...still can't figure out how, but i think the ball landed precisely in the groove of the plastic profile on the door edge. Needles to say i squeeled like a little girl (i'm a guy). Otherwise i've always been glad i had mine done. Unfortunately i no longer have them now as they were growing out. Enjoy yours!
Audrie Ruiz 2
<p>you think the loofa is bad. Wait until you catch them on the car door! </p>
peglegmeg9117 4
<p>i cringed so hard reading this, perhaps tape the ring down next time?</p> <p> </p>
BreannaRed97 0
This happened to me too. I ran into my dorm room and used scissors to cut the loofah off.