Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
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Lotus_Eater 0
You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P
littlemuffet 0
Must be a Catholic school.
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cambiata 1
When I was a teenager, I got my hair cut really short once. When my dad saw it, he actually shouted at the top of his lungs: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?!" I was really mortified that he hated it so much. Heck, I'm surprised he even cared about something so trivial. Especially since my mom has had short hair all her life! In the end, nobody really seemed to think it was all that attractive except my Mom, so my dad's shock was just the death knell. I think the reason that I wanted to do it was watching the movie Roman Holiday with Audrey Hepburn, she looks so much cuter when she gets her hair cut. Never again for me!
xXxBisouxXx 0
YES number 12!!! Twilightttttt
lizinwonderland 0
aaannnnddd this is why i'll never have kids. i get that they're "too young to understand" things like that but it pisses me off all the same. i don't have the patience for it. uck
TurtleLG 0
that's ****** up hahahah
pyromaniac_22 0
Shouldn't have ****** up your hair, stupid bitch.
yesbutnotyou 0
don't you just love kids?
Yulutski 0
Pixie cuts are cute! :)
Dimaranien 1
wtf? is the school catholic?? why the f should they care? my school didnt give a damn about my parents splitting up, so i can only assume that they were concerned because the guy was rumored to be gay. oh yeah, how horrendous (sarcastic). ugh. btw pixie cuts are awesome!
noha_fml 0
lmaoooo that has to be one of the funniest fmls i have ever read
nelson_muntz 0
that one made my day , almost chocked on my M&Ms