Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
godyourethick 0
Jesus Christ. YDI. You deserve not to drive at all if that's how stupidly you'll use your car.
Bathory_fml 0
I'm actually kind of amazed you managed to get pulled over with only 100ft to drive...
mehwhateverr 0
Why couldn't you just walk?
ocean3684 0
you can actually take that to court, they will lower the sentence if the know the circumstances
tenebrus 0
Ooo.. #130, sincere thanks from #123... How did I miss that 100 ft thing?! (Ah, yes... I was correcting a typo during the 2 minute flex time. Dang.) Of course, I still think that all the rest of the 'fat lazy obese American guy' was invented.
wilson12 0
how the **** did you get caught?!?
alphaxzero 0
Glad. One less idiot on the road.
tenebrus 0
@#202/204: it's called an honest mistake (my eyes looked at the wrong spot while proofreading** in a rush)... Sorry that I only went 3-for-4 on the invented facts (''lazy fat/obese American guy''). Sorry that's not good enough for you. Sorry that you believe that you're perfect and everyone else should shrivel up and die for you. Oh, wait... I almost forgot (which would've been my second mistake of the day): I don't actually apologize to smurfwads like you. Nevermind all the sorries. And maybe see a shrink for your anger management issues. Some of the problem is, in fact, you! Own up already. **proofreading. It's not perfect, but it's also a really far distance away from not "having ANY idea". Yeah, I do agree that driving 100' is likely to be lazy. But, um, go on... explain away the other 3 characteristics that people posted about. (recap: fat/obese, American, guy''). What? You got nothin'. That's okay too.
Nandian90 0
There was an officer just waiting to give you a ticket while you started the car and drove 100 feet? LOLOLOLOL!
Tsukasa_fml 0
Maybe that suspension will teach you not to be an idiot. In the meantime, stop being so damn lazy and buy a bike. Or you know, walk.