Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Top comments
dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
peopleplz2008 0
you have no one to blame but yourself
crecia93 0
you deserve it for being a freaking retard... right across the street and you couldnt walk? really save the environment...
harveywallbanger 0
You're clearly a lazy moron. I don't really give a shit about the environment, but even I would walk my ass to class if it were only 100 feet away, whether I had a driver's license or not.
Azurett 0
YDI... and also I'm pretty sure you have to bring your driver's license and/or permit to every day of Driver's Ed. Also, agree with #190, why wouldn't you just walk?
fretforyerlatte 0
doesn't it take more time and effort to drive than walk if it's just across the street? especially since then you'd be on the wrong side of the road, you'd have to get in, start it up, pull out, do a U turn, and pull up and park again on the other side. it's just too ridiculous..i don't believe this story.
alexsiamese 0
I just want to let you know that I have NEVER commented on one of these ever before and reading this prompted me to get an account just so I could comment. YOU ARE STUPID! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I've seen it happen before but I don't understand why anyone would be dumb enough to drive to drivers ed before getting even a permit. You deserved this. People like you make me angry about how stupid some human beings are. GAH.
Katzilla_dances 0
Dude, I'm 20 and I don't even know how to drive. You'll live and you'll stay thin! :)
wolfman2012 0
haha i agree with 178
greyskystreet 0
you deserve it for not walking across the street. Not having your license until you're 18 is nothing weird. It gives you more time to save up money to pay for a car and insurance (unless you're a spoiled prick whose parents will buy you one)
kk8293 0
You couldn't just walk there? jeez, get off your lazy ass.