Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
no_day_but_2day 0
you deserve it, dumbass
polkm714 0
YDI for being a lazy fatass!
nadirecur 0
YDI for being lazy.
Natashakiable18 0
first that's super dumb second how can you have a your license and still be in drivers ed? Well it's different for us anyways...and third you're dumb! It's called walking =/ wow...why ruin the environment with the car's gas when you can get exercise and walk...D:
Phobic_fml 14
um, walk?
frozenpandaman 0
Since when can you drive at 15?
were_giraffe 2
you gave up 3 years to drive without a license when you could have just walked? yeah ydi
devildog_angel23 0
Lazy ass.
shesosweet24 0
okay so what did we learn from all this? No being a lazy ass moron. especially when you don't have a license. YDI
graintrain 0
you do realize that if your instructor had seen you drive there, or anywhere, even if it was just 6 inches for that matter, and not reported you, he would have lost his teaching license, and been fined. He probably saw you driving there previously and reported you to the cops to save his job