macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
chilegrande
United States
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
I bet you're not lovin' it
J352SAURUS 30
Well that's not a very happy meal. What a McJerk. People will steal anything, I swear. Sorry about that OP.
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Comments (38)
cornyrob 33
Then don't go around bragging about your "big" Mac.
Arashikage 18
That made no sense
swervelol 28
No way! Just the other day I overheard someone say the same thing! These burger-laries are getting out of hand!
trucker2 33
You want my fries with that !
Dark_Cecilia 20
Wait wtf. Mcdonalds is gross. Maybe they just wanted to try mugging someone? Not acceptable, but it explains it...
samlovesham1234 9
What the **** indeed!
jbivens1992 17
Wow...just...wow.
Le_ponderer 14
People are not themselves when they are hungry... sorry about that OP.
bretzeller 13
Hamburgler?
assmonkeies 1
Niggers gonna nig.
Dilexar 26
I already know thisll get buried, ill be surprised if it doesnt get moderated lmao
MidnaLink 35
Already reported it. Burn in Hell, assmonkeies.
JonCena 10
this is in the Phillipines...
MidnaLink 35
So? What, stealing is allowed in the Philippines?
claudiajean 24
I found out the other day that my boss got mugged by a cat for her shoes, so it could be worse hahaha