macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
chilegrande
United States
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
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FrozenMusic 26
I bet you're not lovin' it
J352SAURUS 30
Well that's not a very happy meal. What a McJerk. People will steal anything, I swear. Sorry about that OP.
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Comments (38)
PePziNL 20
That McSucks.
1gullible_bugger 34
Maybe they were constipated. They know a Big macs are like exlax. They seen the opportunity when you were walking up the street with your burger in your hand.After all, a Big Mac taste better than those chocolate wafers.
Pogo4lyfe 1
It was probably for the best...
leeloo7 22
LMFAO