zzdug
United States
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
littlespoon
United States
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
That's the power of love
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Anonymous
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Anonymous
Pittsford, United States
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Slippery!
United States
You were framed
Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML
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justanotherbird 19
Win for Mr. Sprinkles!
shortie_sauce 0
YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight
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Comments (113)
PandaFlavoured 0
Who would name their cat that. Seriously. Mr. Sprinkles? Really?
FatMooseEars 0
for all you dumbasses, the fact that the cats name was Mr. Sprinkles, that makes it funnier. Who cares why he got mauled, that's why kids stick firecrackers in cats asses and blow em up. Cats suck dick, like all you dumbasses who don't get it, so **** off.
Ashle1gh 14
We do 'get it,' we just don't find it entertaining.
xanniefiend420 0
then go home
swimchic007 0
25, exactly what i was thinking. i lol'd
Tripout 0
#25 deserves a fire cracker up thier ass
g02hell 2
at least it wasn't a mountain lion. am I right.
jikanganai 0
The cat's name IS relevant. The OP was attacked by a cat, and the fact that the cat has such a ridiculous name just adds insult to injury. I feel you, OP.
4stringfurioso 0
yes!
EmSkee 0
Insult to injury..
KurouTenshi 0
don't judge a book by it's cover my friend. FYL though.
ATwistedUpFrown 0
Mr. Sprinkles FTW :D
namezox 0
@ #14 Wrong again.! I agree, your life sucks (1648) - you totally deserved it (311) < add up that number and that is how many people care. Go back to your redneck cave hole. @ #12, if you dont get this FML, i suggest you stop sucking dick(seriously penis..) and watch some TV for once.
sophish32 0
EPIC!!!