Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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Top comments
titenite88 0
at least somebody pulls over to talk on their cell phone.....
annanonomus 0
I'm sorry OP. Did you explain that to the cop?
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Comments (92)
kemolegend907 0
YDI because you got lost trying to find the hospital your sister was giving birth in. you stopped at a store to call your mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside you and knocked loudly on your window asking you to get out. The store had been robbed and you am now a suspect. YDI lol I bet I'll get a lot of pissed up comments from this XD
larisonr 4
nope.. doesn't work when you say you will.. unless this somehow counts. shit!
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
that the most logical thing that happened. a thief always returns to the scene of the crime.
manonwater 0
sounds like my luck... if I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any :D
jzoooom 2
Did you do it?
snapper126 0
fml! they moderated my comment?
athree 0
man... I hope u pleaded the 5th
beatleschick1940 9
hopefully the store has security cameras that'll prove it wasn't you. I'm sorry OP
RedPillSucks 33
My wife stopped near the pentagon to ask for directions shortly after 9/11. That was a mind fart for her. She'd never had people point guns at her before.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Oh to be safe from being randomly questioned about a robbery we may have participated in or witnessed!
SaintE_fml 0
you where in "The Town"starring Ben Affleblah blah blah