Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
titenite88 0
at least somebody pulls over to talk on their cell phone.....
annanonomus 0
I'm sorry OP. Did you explain that to the cop?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
wDeemish 0
eeh that really sux fyl op
lilkim_fml 0
see thats a REAL fml... sorry op..
mikey0505 0
this definately is a big time FYL
PulseEffects 0
Sucks I hope you don't get framed
Richisme 0
ydi for not thinking of the possibility that the store you stopped at may have been robbed.
ciaranasauras 0
Oh no, I've been arrested! I must update FML! seriously?
RedPillSucks 33
He didn't say he was arrested. He said he's now a suspect. This definitely qualifies as a day ******. Could be a life ****** if it goes badly
bebita 0
wow that's horrible hope u nt in trouble
Hopersz 0
Wow that that sucks big time. For everyone else on here asking "why would you stop at a store for directions?" Hello people its called common sense. Its common sense to stop at a rural area or neighborhood let alone a busy street. You gotta remember that. Secondly i hope your sister can forgive you. Again it was only common sense that the police officer banged on your car window. Either they got the description of the suspect and targeted it at you. Its common sense to stop in a area where you lost for directions "whether it be ANYWHERE" and its common sense that the police officer banged on your window cause they prob got the description of the person that robbed the store, or they targeted you because you might have been the only person around that store at the time. Anywho good luck with everything hope your sis can forgive you, and btw you have an interesting story to tell your niece or nephew when they get older lol =)
darnellq 13
I call BS. If you're a suspect, you wouldn't be allowed to be posting from your phone ESPECIALLY in past tense. That would mean that you left the scene. And ANY cop would have confirmed your story before letting you go. How do I know this? I'm a cop. and confirming the story is first and foremost. It weeds out liars, AND if the subject is telling the truth, assists in getting them to their destination.
starberries 0
You wouldn't be allowed to post from your phone in the past tense? So when you're a suspect, the cops monitor your text messages to make sure they're in present tense? Anyway, being a suspect does not necessarily mean you are in custody. If you're a cop, you'd know that.
UnluckyLolfire 15
Perhaps this was not actually posted the day the event occurred.