Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
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Top comments
ragnarok1540 39
That is a bit over the top. They are your boyfriend's parents and can punish HIM however they please for breaking the rules. However, it is neither their right nor their responsibility to discipline you. Calling your parents is to be expected, but what they did was out of line.
zxtq 14
Were you guys having sex in the garage? If not then that's kinda f***ed up.
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Comments (65)
soullyfe 33
I simply read this as she accidentally got locked in the garage, not that the parents locked her in their on purpose. Maybe she fled off so she wasn't standing their half naked in front of them to another room and it happened to be the garage, or they were in the garage and the parents stepped into the next room with the son and the door locked behind them. Or simply they were all in the garage and she was trying to get out of there to avoid any additional awkwardness while the boyfriend got yelled at.
domolovesyoshi 33
If they were having sex in the garage she would not be half naked since she's have her clothes with her.
rebeccacmlc 22
If his parents locked you in the garage, and in underwear, that's downright disgusting from them, regardless whether you were having sex under their roof. It's absolutely no right of theirs ... FYL ! And good luck with those parents ...
supplyman 5
I expect she ran out there and got caught.
vikky538 29
Can they do that .. Is that what people call sexpelled..
arrowgold 19
Sounds to me like she ran there to hide. If she was already there then she would have more than her underwear w her.
worldclassrager 41
I think it's now safe to say throw down around 60$ for a motel wouldn't be a bad idea
HofstraGirl 14
i wonder how old OP is
ChibiChick25 8
Based from what OP says it sounds like she was mistakenly locked in the garage because she says "I got locked in the garage" vs "They locked me in the garage". Plus, isn't there a button to open the garage door as least a way to manually open the garage from the inside?
tiggerlover100 27
Why would she leave the garage is she was naked though. Regardless of how she got there I understand why she stayed.
cole66 14
how does one get locked in a garage? the door opener is in there. push the button and leave.
kingdomgirl94 29
While mostly naked. Then you're mostly naked outside.
Squallleon 12
I'm guessing op and her boyfriend got caught and she ran to get away and ended up locking herself, or perhaps accidentally getting locked in the garage. I'm thinking the parents were too focused on their son to do much about her.
supplyman 5
She willing entered the house. She probably put half in the garage. I would love to see that case in court.
TheRezonator 6
I never really understood this sort of anger. Just because his parents aren't having sex beneath their roof doesn't mean no one else should...