Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
That is a bit over the top. They are your boyfriend's parents and can punish HIM however they please for breaking the rules. However, it is neither their right nor their responsibility to discipline you. Calling your parents is to be expected, but what they did was out of line.
zxtq 14
Were you guys having sex in the garage? If not then that's kinda f***ed up.
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Comments (65)
lollipopfudge2 4
ydi for being a *****
silentj46290 9
who's the one that locked you in the garage? parents keeping you captive? wtf
ouijacorn 9
It's always nice when ladies help each other out (in this case, literally).
GhostFox 34
i'd like to point out that "I got locked in" implies that it a purposeful act by the parents. Otherwise OP would have probably said, "I got stuck in" or "I got trapped in" instead. Which makes me hope that if OP is a minor that her parents are decent enough people that she can tell them what they did and they will care more about the fact the daughter was illegally imprisoned than the fact she and her boyfriend were having sex somewhere safe. Also, the amount of people thinking it's okay that the BF's parents locked her in the garage, intentionally or not for an unknown period of time with no clothes on, is utter bullshit. 1) They're adults and should have been reasonable enough to look for the nearly naked girl that fled. If nothing else, then because of how much trouble the they could have attracted at the sight of an underage girl fleeing their house in underwear that possibly had sexual fluids on them. 2) Depending on the weather where OP is, she could have become either hypothermic or hyperthermic if the garage was poorly insulated. Which means they could have killed her, if it had been winter or a very hot day. 3) She isn't their child, they had no right to detain her- and again, the phrasing makes it sound like they did it intentionally. 4) Not only did they detain her illegally, but they made her wait there nearly naked, with no way out on her own, which is very likely another crime. 5)OP was trapped and probably freaked out, and had no idea what they were going to do to her. The only things the BF's parents had the right to do would have been to let her get dressed and make her leave, or make her get dressed and call her parents to come pick her up and discuss the matter. Instead, they decided to full on dive into sketchy legality and morals.
daretotell 7
you deserve it. always have an escape plan.
I_eat_hearts17 9
Definitely agree with the fact that if they locked you in the garage that's pretty messed up!! But IMO common sense and decent/basic respect should have stopped you from thinking having sex there was okay. And no, as a sexually active teen I never disrespected mine nor anyone else's parents by doing that. lol But my opinion, I'm sure, differs from others and that's ok. :)
katjohn11 6
At least the parents weren't the ones to let you out!
STARLORD_459143196 2
What the hay! They sound like assholes. Do it on the roof next time.