Lifeless
United States
Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Cute couple
Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML
Username
United States
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
smellsofeggs
United Kingdom
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
CheeseMonsters
United Kingdom
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Tucson, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
aXel
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
chris
United States
Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse, you could have lost and cried...
perdix 31
I'll bet you cheated and blew into his nose to make him blink.
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Comments (111)
Shlizabeth 0
Not really a big deal... More like something that should be posted on MLIA. They'd be posting missions on mysteryseeker.com to win a staring contest with a dog.
The_Commentor_ 6
Your happy because you won a 2 second staring contest with a dog with a low attention span?
iheartzombiesyo 0
that actually sounds fun, ima do that [[x
AcidRaen 4
dogs are not supposed to look into their master's eyes. you were actually showing your dog that you are the master and if your dog had not looked away then he was challenging you to be dominant over you
lemothelemon 14
dont stare down a dog! thwy take it as a challengw!
AcidRaen 4
thats what i basically meant. haha you just said it in a simpler way. (:
ariannaimelda 7
must have been an intense staring contest
TheresNoEffingwa 7
wow ,how long did THAT last
antmanflyjr 0
^ loner ^
mlivesay23 0
me and my friends read this two outta three including me have done this
sammy259 3
u to. my dog is the master at staring contests