Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
You're not going to doubt your entire engagement because he takes CSI religiously. Everyone has that one thing. Their thing. That they will fight for.
patts_ 23
Uhm that's a valid argument. I'd fight over that :D
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Comments (124)
lucki666 2
You really need to redefine immature and irresponsible then, I wouldn't want a wife like you if I can't argue with my friends over a tv show.
brandonc8892 13
I'm glad someone said it.
Steve95401 49
At least he's not debating "My Little Pony" with his fellow bronies.
Silk_Routes 14
hahaaa..she must b having a valid point
DevilsMetsGiants 30
That's a pretty reasonable topic to argue about. I wouldn't even be upset about that.
lily05_fml 16
That is not so bad everyone has something weird about them that is what makes us different
dragoongirl90 34
Miami sucks butthole. YDI for caring that that's what they care about, and then saying your opinion.
Stillo 25
Whoooooo areeee yooou, who who, who who, I really wanna know. Which csi has this intro song???
dragoongirl90 34
YDI for thinking that what they're arguing about is immature and then making your username the show you think is best. That's not immature to argue about. Most couples argue about crap way dumber and less significant than that. Maybe take the stick out of your ass. And Miami sucks butthole.
daddysgirl243 21
everyone has random arguments. people can't deny that
dragoongirl90 34
YDI for thinking that what they're arguing about is immature and then making your username the show you think is best. That's not immature to argue about. Most couples argue about crap way dumber and less significant than that. Maybe take the stick out of your ass. And Miami is the most inaccurate, hammy, overly dramatic one. I like NY and Vegas.