Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
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Jessaly_fml 0
Oh man what a bitch.
LoLoLo_fml 0
"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."
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JJdaBAMF 0
that's when you
JJdaBAMF 0
whoops
JJdaBAMF 0
that's when you turn to your friend and say, "that reminds me to get tampons"
Havin 19
I laughed so hard. Oh.. Sorry man.
koolkat27 13
You should've said "Oh that reminds me, I shouldn't stand behind bitches at the grocery store next time".
tidbits5197 28
Seeing that you're a male, you should've looked at her and said, "That reminds me, I forgot to get condoms."
worldclassrager 41
Well you helped someone today...don't take it personally everyone has had a form of acne
mchmelev1993 10
You should of lied and said it was contagious muahhaah
lemex243 5
You made a post about how your life sucks because someone saw your acne, which you definitely knew about and existed, then they thought about how they needed to prevent/get rid of acne. Logic.