Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
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Jessaly_fml 0
Oh man what a bitch.
LoLoLo_fml 0
"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."
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Comments (32)
thatswutshesaid7 0
That is rather funny but that probably could of happened to me to
mubaki 18
you're from tulsa, aren't you?
iFruit 0
Lmfaoroar!
Rach_star 0
Lmaoo! Aww, thats so mean :(
GabbyFabby1994 0
omg thats sooo mean :(
teen_in_training 0
:/ ive had really bad acne, and found ways to get rid of it... its not all the way gone, but its getting there someone did that to me one time, cept i was at the cash register.... the reason i got fired was because i told them theres some bitch-b-gone in aisle 3
iceex56 0
shouldve asked her to grab you some too.
kegg 1
Then you turn around and say " yeah , you need it but it won't help you from being a bitch
JJdaBAMF 0
that's when you
JJdaBAMF 0
that's when you