Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
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J08J 20
Did you take a video of him? Report him to the authorities before he can!
BrownSuger_96 3
question was it at all a handicap spot
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Comments (55)
olpally 33
What an asshole, tell him to go **** himself.
olpally 33
Exactly noor!
AshAsh014 4
Lazy ass guy
Brooklynboy86 3
Well, If this was in Brooklyn tell him/her, this is brooklyn it's a free country and u don't have to move for anything
Dilwann 27
Brooklyn isn't a country. Just saying.
MrConcise 35
@51 - You know he communicated his thoughts well enough for you to get the gist of the comment, so good job looking rude. Just saying.
DeBoss 8
Hmm one could wonder why.. And for what?
Radoh 3
I don't see this as much of a FML, since if he actually does go to the police with this he could be jailed for being stupid/attempting to obstruct justice.
Enslaved 38
Luckily he didn't go "Fried Green Tomato" nuts on your poor parked car. :P *Smashes car to bits* "Face it, girl. I'm older and I have more insurance."
sonnyrosa 32
AAAAHHH I love this comment!! Best moment in the movie... you're top notch, my friend
lwonderful 11
What the ****
venus89 17
If it wasn't handicap, they will just laugh at him
ballpython 15
My response would have been "Sure, I will give you this parking spot. However, I do charge asshole tax via your tires being slashed. Do you still want this space?"
fluffycatsdad 33
All's fair in love, war, and car-parking, mate!