Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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jeezburger12 10
I just hate stupid people...
Lady98K 4
Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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Comments (132)
jeezburger12 10
I just hate stupid people...
_Oblivion_ 12
They never sieze to amaze me
perdix 31
cease The word you incorrectly chose should be spelled "seize."
_Oblivion_ 12
Thank you good sir
datguyuno 5
Just get an axe and chop his head off and then sue him because his head was in a place here it was impossible not to cut
mattza 5
Or, he could've meant "cease." I think that fits better.
buck33 14
41- Do you have difficulty reading?
SoccerGod234 0
People these days.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
The low intelligence of people these days makes me sad.
_Oblivion_ 12
Yay I'm not the dumbass here, thanks 41!
ThisIsMyReign 4
That man deserves a punch in the mouth, eyes, and hands.
OAAS 0
*you're
Pentium_4 27
and it's ALWAYS someone elses fault, according to them
TheOtherNewest1 6
I've never seen someone grateful to a SPaG nazi for correcting them. I choose to believe that it was sincere, because that warms my heart and makes me laugh.
TheLonelyPoet 0
Can you say imbecile?
Viciousstorms 7
Yeah, it's easier to pronounce than it looks.
thisisafunnyname 12
imbecile
Awsumuzzie 12
Are you making fun of my accent?
ShyAnn29 15
No I can't say it! *bursts into tears*
Lady98K 4
Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
fromoverthere 7
well it IS in California...
Tori2448 5
That's one thing in the world we can't fix. Stupidity
Dracoboxer357 36
6- We have a saying at my workplace when we are approached with a ridiculous problem, it's just about our department slogan at this point: "Sorry Sir, we can't fix stupid." And considering how often we are asked to do just that, it's become a bit of a long-running joke. :) And of course, we'll idiot-proof it again, and viola, a super idiot finds a way to bugger it all up once again :)
cgchamp89 7
You must be a cop
ngarcia333 0
Hahaha. Now we're talking!!!
Dracoboxer357 36
65- Lol, sorry, not even close. :)
lkrunner101 7
People r so stupid.. Same thing happened to me fyl op
japtch 15
Irony.
perdix 31
It may cost you more to successfully defend yourself in this idiot's lawsuit than it would to admit your liability right away. FYL.
Phil135 4
I'm really sorry Perdix, but what does your picture mean exactly?
justalilrandom2 4
Perdix, if the defendant wins as they would in this case the plaintiff must cover the costs of the defendant, and put him into a state as of the accident had never happened, i.e. paying for repairs. OP, do not admit liability to save money...
perdix 31
#91, it's a parody of the Homeland Security Terror Threat Level chart. #112 is right. Do not take legal advice from me -- the consequences of doing so can end up in yet another FML. Today, I went to jail for violating the restraining order my ex-boyfriend took out on me. perdix told me that he really wanted me to continue following him. FML.
LennyComa 39
Let him waste his money trying the counter claim for trespassing....if it was your driveway
Dark__Angel66 24
Should've told him you'd sue for harassment. That's pretty ridicuous of him to say that to you, especially since your car was in your driveway -.- like someone said before, you can't fix stupid.
crazybeauty95 2
Woooow what a dumb ass
pittpsu75 0
Sue him for "being a complete dumbass"