Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
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J08J 20
Did you take a video of him? Report him to the authorities before he can!
BrownSuger_96 3
question was it at all a handicap spot
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Comments (55)
Lennes 12
I can't even begin to imagine this man's thinking. Oh wait, "I didn't get what I want, so I'm going to try to teach you a lesson." How hard would it be to walk a little bit more?
ManInTheMachine 20
Report you for what? For taking an empty parking space? If he can file a complaint for that, surely you can. Besides, your reason would be much better: For having to put up with an entitled, lazy douchenozzle.
Speibrand 10
What ever happened to chivalry?
perdix 31
#13, when it comes to convenient parking spaces, "Age before beauty" trumps chivalry.
perdix 31
It is Singapore, you could get caned for that, I think. You need to park respectfully, you saucy, little minx!
FrankHotpants 31
I dunno, I've been there a couple times and I do know chewing gum is illegal but I don't know about elderly preferred parking.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Some people are crazy. Just ignore him.
CocaColaPepsi 13
Tell him , "finder keepers losers weepers!!!" then stick your tongue out! And skip away!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Was this a handicapped parking spot? If not, don't sweat it. If you come back and find your car has be jacked/banged up check the store video surveillance.
mmm666 16
Crazy man, this is hilarious though. Hope you got at least a laugh out of it, and your car remains ok. Ha.
WonkeyDonkey 10
We had the same thing happen a few weeks ago. My daughters in a wheelchair and has been for 18 years and we have a valid disability parking permit and some dirty lazy fat guy abused the living crap out of us because he reckons we took "his" regular disability spot and he was forced to park three cars down and sit in the car while his wife and her sister got out and went into the shop! He got out of the car yelling out "thats my spot" "you cant park there asshole" "come on *unt kick my car, I dare ya!" WTF??
83babynique 7
My friends and I call that "rockstar parking." But I guess in a way I should feel bad for parking so close when there are elderly (not handicap) people who could use the better spot.
myoukei 31
Middle aged =/= elderly