Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
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J08J 20
Did you take a video of him? Report him to the authorities before he can!
BrownSuger_96 3
question was it at all a handicap spot
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Comments (55)
worldclassrager 41
Does that matter? You parked close fair and square...it's drastic but security might be a worthy call...
WhiteCrimson 23
Thats just cruel!
Dewoe 18
Just smile.. than.. kick him in the nuts!
RinaRina 9
If it wasn't a handicap spot, then pose sexily against your car as he takes the pictures :P he can't report anything if its a normal spot.
afragilesheep 12
I hope he does call the cops. Its great when people call the cops for things that aren't against the law. It makes them look an ass.
jonha21 11
Owyeah old people will **** you live upp
inolongercare 19
Unless u were parked in a handicapped spot I think u r ok!
chuckcloninger 12
Just be so, so glad you're not him.
bentwolf 2
Since it's under the "work" category, I'm going to assume you we're about to clock in. Most places have guidelines about where employees can and can't park. Since you said it was a close spot, it probably wasn't a spot approved by the guidelines mentioned above. Therefore, you should have let the crazy old man have his spot and you deserve far worse than what did happen.
deathskittlez 6
Let him report his middle-aged heart out, as long as it wasn't a handicapped space nothing's gonna happen.