Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
Time's up
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
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honestsleep 9
Did you finish?
karlcolt45 19
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD
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Comments (156)
MakinMills 12
Lol, dumped for what?
Harle 24
I think you should be allowed to finish, then break up.
Leasha3 14
Sour, sweet, then gone
MistressCaitlyn 7
Am I the only one curious if he was actually having sex with his girlfriend when she broke up with him? Maybe he was screwing some other girl and his girlfriend walked in? If that's the case, OP, you definitely deserve it. If not, I'm so sorry, and FYL indeed...
Obey_StudBoii 23
This must be the same guy from the other fml who's gf laughed at him because of his package.
mullisupreme 16
there is simply nothing that should be discussed during sex BUT sex
perdix 31
BUTT* YWIA ;)
perdix 31
Aw, I'll be your friend.
perdix 31
Whoa! Tough crowd today! Usually, some sympathy for the OP gets positive feedback, but not now.
vixsin 22
At least you didn't get dumped on.
twistacular_ 3
Wow! That blows!
ShannonBitt 29
was the person you were having sex with your significant other? for all we know, his girlfriend/boyfriend could've walked in on him and another person and broke up with him because of it.
blink_kid 32
Exactly what I was thinking, didn't necessarily have to be dumped by the person he was having sex with...