Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Collection
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Same thing different taste
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tragic
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blueballed
Kiel, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Time's up
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Top comments
honestsleep 9
Did you finish?
karlcolt45 19
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD
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Comments (156)
buckeyed 20
that was the break up sex; now you can have make up sex!
j_cat187 20
You're that bad? Sorry op.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I have to say I cannot even imagine how someone can blurt out something like that while having sex O_o
PincessBoff 6
I can picture it happening in like, a romantic comedy but not in real life. Nope. Nu uh.
Reaper1984 13
"OOOOHHHH SHHHHIIIT", (awkward pause)" I done think this is gonna work out"
jelly713 19
OP, it's okay. If you're not happy with your weight you can change it & get a better girlfriend. At least you won't have her to make you miserable anymore.
MuseFan1991 14
where did it say anything about OP's weight?
netsirkylime2 9
Their name says about being fat.
jelly713 19
Do people not read usernames? BigFatFailure is OP's name. Whatever, I stand with my comment. OP, needs to seriously do things for himself & not let his ex girlfriend eat his self esteem.
MuseFan1991 14
using the term 'big fat whatever' doesnt necessarily mean the person literally thinks they're fat
CallMeWindSock 24
I haven't seen such a great one liner in a while...
AGB10 19
Did you spank her for it?
Mads_1234 28
This is the shortest FML I've ever seen.
rg350dx 29
It's probably not the shortest thing OP's partner had ever seen.... Sorry that was mean :(
CallMeWindSock 24
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Break up sex"
honestjane 22
I prefer the term "severance ****".
Leasha3 14
Wow lol. Well.. FYL.