Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
tragic
Bloomington, United States
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
blueballed
Kiel, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Time's up
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Top comments
honestsleep 9
Did you finish?
karlcolt45 19
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD
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Comments (156)
ns1985 15
Were you that bad at it?
QJDynamite 19
Whoa, you must be psychic! You, #33 and #87 were all thinking the same thing - great minds obviously think alike!
ns1985 15
Must be!
icryevrytime 7
Hey, maybe this isn't that bad at all. Maybe OP typoed and put a "d" instead of an "h"
MsMourningStar 22
You couldn't have been that bad.
jaimielynne 7
How does that even happen?!
chuckcloninger 12
So you came and the relationship went?
iTag_Skorn 4
How the **** do you get dumped during sex?? Ugh ugh I'm about to cum, by the way I think we should see other people. Smh lol.
dannyball23 4
Small dick?
floup_fml 13
At least you know the reason. Watch some ****, maybe you will learn something.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I hope you finished.
jessherself13 21
Well, that was an easy way to get breakup sex on their end, since you were already doing the deed. "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am! Now kindly see yourself out."