Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
Time's up
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
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honestsleep 9
Did you finish?
karlcolt45 19
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD
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Comments (156)
xr0517 10
OMG,it's must b the last thing u want to hear,dont feel bad,we got ur back.
The_Big_Boss 20
Since when was fml a site to get sympathy?
Welshite 40
#14: Here we go... Oh my god, it must be the last thing you want to hear. Don't feel bad; we've got your back.* For future reference: Oh my god*, it*, be*, you*, don't*, we've*, your*
Obey_StudBoii 23
*Don't feel bad we got your back *
Tpracingkg 15
Hey at least you got to band her :-P
Gunnie 24
Yeah! You can now make music together! :P
3rdbass 9
She didn't come so you had to go. I'm sorry, OP.
error404n0tf0und 21
well... I guess it was a "new"way to get dumped! fyl op
vadaaa 11
There's wasn't one
EsotericBrent 29
Yeah, I'm lost on this one too. New boyfriend/girlfriend, perhaps?
error404n0tf0und 21
no there's no pun
1217jonathan 15
Did you like it?
vadaaa 11
Why the hell would he like getting dumped during sex?
MuseFan1991 14
whatever floats your boat. people have some strange fetishes
xmaximusx 12
Should change the name of this site to FTS free therapy sessions.. Make sure to blow off in her ear canal, she would be qtip'in that out for days
joethebiden 8
As a wise man once said, better getting dumped during sex than getting dumped on during sex.
rg350dx 29
Well I don't necessarily consider myself wise, but thank you!
strayaway 12
that has got to be the worst way to get dumped not only did it prob kill the mood but it probably lowered your self esteem sorry OP
vadaaa 11
No shit Sherlock.
cupcakechick 17
wow, thats a bummer, hope you went soft inside her after so she couldn't enjoy herself
error404n0tf0und 21
I love the short and simple FMLs