Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
tragic
Bloomington, United States
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
blueballed
Kiel, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Time's up
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Top comments
honestsleep 9
Did you finish?
karlcolt45 19
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD
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Comments (156)
Aregonde 15
Was this CONSENSUAL sex?
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, cum on...
momoegan 4
Damn... Was it good sex tho?
amberraley 6
sounds like you got lucky dude, its like a prostitute but free, you got to nail her, you didn't have to pay her and you will never have to buy her dinner again. good deal!
Mariee_x3 6
Were you by any chance a 34 year old virgin..?
a_maelstrom 7
That's what happens when you last a minute
shrode65 6
I hope you "pulled out" of the relationship.
bmanholmes 3
That's the kinda break up that you can fix with great sex
FmyLifeFan001 8
Did u guys finish???
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Wow. What did you do?>.