Today, a woman contacted me because she thinks my daughter and her children are half siblings. I thought it was a scam until she sent me a picture of my estranged ex and her kids, who look almost identical to mine. I’m the eighth woman she's contacted so far, with who knows how many more to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
Today, I sent my ex's mom several pics of the kids from our recent outing. Being the kids' grandmother, she loved them. Later, I got a barrage of angry, insulting and threatening texts from my ex's new girlfriend, saying that since he and I are no longer together, I should have no contact with his family. FML
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, I was texted by a number that their "date" had given them. I replied that they'd got the wrong number. She then sent me a picture of herself and started flirting. I was suspicious about this, so I ran her photo through Google image finder. Her "photo" is apparently used by scammers. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
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riley873 21
🎶papa was a rolling stone...
RichardPencil 32
Yesterday, we had a literal ************. Today, this is topped by a real mothersfucker!
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Comments (9)
EmDizzle2007 28
cool
riley873 21
🎶papa was a rolling stone...
RichardPencil 32
Yesterday, we had a literal ************. Today, this is topped by a real mothersfucker!
oneonta 8
thats alotta oats!
Cat Michele Davila 3
Time to take a paternity test! Don't puss out.
lowshadows 21
whoa, busy guy. Family reunions are gonna be awkward
mekiswrite 21
I'd say you and these other women band together and sue him for child support. The amount associated with 8+ kids is probably a pretty penny.
Traveling_Book 9
I would think this might be more of a good thing. Your children have a large extended family they can get to know. It might suck if you and your ex were still together.
tounces7 28
Sounds like he was the con-artist, not her.